Lamarvelous returned—and so did Baltimore’s fire. After weeks of frustration, the Ravens finally looked like themselves again, grounding the Dolphins in a 28–6 statement win that felt bigger than the scoreboard. It was redemption in real time—a quarterback rediscovering his rhythm, a team reclaiming its identity, and a fan base finally breathing again.

From the Bengals’ emotional implosion to Tyler Huntley’s quiet takeover and Miami’s fiery redemption, this week reminded us that the NFL never runs out of drama. Trinity Barnette breaks down the biggest games—with attitude, emotion, and a few well-deserved rants.

Monday Night Football brought clarity and chaos. The Lions dismantled the Buccaneers 24-9 behind a monster night from Jahmyr Gibbs, while the Seahawks outlasted the Texans 27-19 thanks to disciplined play and defensive pressure. It was a statement night for both winners—and a wake-up call for everyone else.

Week 7 was pure chaos. Blown leads, shocking upsets, and a few miracle finishes turned Sunday into a disaster reel for my picks. From the Giants’ one-point heartbreak to the Vikings’ collapse, the Dolphins’ betrayal, and the Chiefs’ domination, this week tested every ounce of patience I have as a football fan. Thank God the Ravens had a bye week—because they clearly need the break.

Two games. Two upsets. One unhinged Monday night.

The Falcons embarrassed the Bills under the lights, and Caleb Williams led a last-second drive that stunned Washington. Injuries, comebacks, and chaos ruled the night — because apparently, the NFL thinks we all needed a double dose of drama.

We’re calling it what it was: Monday Night Mayhem.

Week 6 was pure madness—from the Ravens’ collapse to Daniel Jones’ redemption and yet another Bengals heartbreak. The Chiefs reminded us why Arrowhead is sacred ground, while the Panthers proved clutch isn’t dead. Injuries, upsets, and chaos defined this week—and trust me, we’re not done yet.

We’ll be back tonight for Monday Night Football, covering Bills vs. Falcons and Commanders vs. Bears, because apparently the NFL decided one meltdown per night wasn’t enough.

Week 5 tested my patience, my loyalty, and my blood pressure. The Ravens got stomped, the Bengals embarrassed me again, and I’m officially at my breaking point. I’ve spent five weeks defending the AFC North—now I’m just defending my sanity.

The Ravens collapsed against the Chiefs, and the Bengals didn’t even show up against the Broncos. I picked these two teams to cover this season, and all I’m serving my readers so far are back-to-back belt to ass beatings.

Week 3 was pure pain for the AFC North. The Bengals got the worst loss in franchise history—a true belt to ass beating—while the Ravens choked away a primetime game against the Lions. Two teams, two disasters, and zero excuses.

From a comeback win with an emotional gut-punch to a divisional matchup that felt like a defensive mugging, this week's NFL Sunday was a wild ride. We're talking about a win that felt like a loss and a statement that left no doubt. Read my raw takes on what really went down.

Thursday Night Football turned into a straight-up belt to ass beating as the Packers handled business against the Commanders. I had high hopes for Washington after last season, but between dropped passes, injuries, and Jayden Daniels running for his life, this one was rough. Packers 27, Commanders 18 — let’s break it down.

Week 1 of the 2025 NFL season did not disappoint. The Bengals held off the Browns in a defensive battle, the Bills pulled off one of the wildest comebacks in recent memory against the Ravens, and Micah Parsons made headlines in his Packers debut. We also got a 40-year-old Aaron Rodgers still proving doubters wrong.

Justin Herbert silenced the doubters with 318 yards and three touchdowns as the Chargers outlasted Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs, snapping Kansas City’s one-score game streak with a 27–21 win in São Paulo.

The NFL season kicked off with pure chaos: an injury on the first play, an ejection before the game even started, a lightning delay, and a Cowboys offense that had chances to win but couldn’t finish. Here’s my full breakdown of the Cowboys vs. Eagles opener — the drama, the key plays, and the “what ifs” that defined it.