Week 5 tested my patience, my loyalty, and my blood pressure. The Ravens got stomped, the Bengals embarrassed me again, and I’m officially at my breaking point. I’ve spent five weeks defending the AFC North—now I’m just defending my sanity.

The Ravens collapsed against the Chiefs, and the Bengals didn’t even show up against the Broncos. I picked these two teams to cover this season, and all I’m serving my readers so far are back-to-back belt to ass beatings.

Week 3 was pure pain for the AFC North. The Bengals got the worst loss in franchise history—a true belt to ass beating—while the Ravens choked away a primetime game against the Lions. Two teams, two disasters, and zero excuses.

From a comeback win with an emotional gut-punch to a divisional matchup that felt like a defensive mugging, this week's NFL Sunday was a wild ride. We're talking about a win that felt like a loss and a statement that left no doubt. Read my raw takes on what really went down.

Thursday Night Football turned into a straight-up belt to ass beating as the Packers handled business against the Commanders. I had high hopes for Washington after last season, but between dropped passes, injuries, and Jayden Daniels running for his life, this one was rough. Packers 27, Commanders 18 — let’s break it down.

Week 1 of the 2025 NFL season did not disappoint. The Bengals held off the Browns in a defensive battle, the Bills pulled off one of the wildest comebacks in recent memory against the Ravens, and Micah Parsons made headlines in his Packers debut. We also got a 40-year-old Aaron Rodgers still proving doubters wrong.

Justin Herbert silenced the doubters with 318 yards and three touchdowns as the Chargers outlasted Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs, snapping Kansas City’s one-score game streak with a 27–21 win in São Paulo.

The NFL season kicked off with pure chaos: an injury on the first play, an ejection before the game even started, a lightning delay, and a Cowboys offense that had chances to win but couldn’t finish. Here’s my full breakdown of the Cowboys vs. Eagles opener — the drama, the key plays, and the “what ifs” that defined it.

NFL contracts are rarely what they seem. That $100 million deal? Most of it’s smoke and mirrors. This article breaks down how NFL contracts actually work, why players like Trey Hendrickson get undervalued, and what every fan should know about the business behind the game.

Trey Hendrickson has been a cornerstone of the Bengals’ defense, delivering elite performances year after year. Yet, as contract disputes arise, it’s evident that loyalty in the NFL is often a one-way street.

The NFL wasn’t always a billion-dollar empire. It started with a meeting in Canton, Ohio, in 1920—and nearly collapsed more than once. This article breaks down how the league survived, merged, and became the global powerhouse it is today.

This isn’t your average “greatest of all time” list. It’s personal. It’s chaotic. It’s football IQ with attitude. From Drew Brees to Deion Sanders, Marshawn Lynch to Patrick Mahomes (yes, even him), these are the players who made the game unforgettable—whether by talent, toughness, or pure audacity.

In a draft full of chaos, shockers, and smart moves, I’m breaking down the 2025 NFL Draft with brutal honesty. From the picks I loved, to the ones that made me audibly gasp, to the moments that had me questioning entire franchises — here’s my unfiltered take on the good and the bad.

I’m a real football fan—and that’s exactly why I’m writing this.

The NFL has protected abusers for far too long. From Deshaun Watson to Ray Rice, time and time again, the league has allowed violence against women to go unpunished.

This article breaks down the disturbing pattern, the players involved, and the real accountability the NFL refuses to enforce.

It’s time to stop pretending this league stands for anything.